50 Funny Birthday Wishes

Check out these amazing funny birthday wishes. Being close to someone is not always about sharing things that are of always serious nature but also being close is about sharing all the fun moment and the laughter. Wishing in the funny manner is sometimes always delightful and is always relaxing it’s always good to enjoy. Check out these amazing birthday wishes and make their day filled .


Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.

Another year older, but unfortunately none wiser.

Another year, another new place that aches.

I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.

At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!

Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!

Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!

Happy birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
To the nation’s best kept secret; your true age.
Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.

So many candles… so little cake.

Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Happy birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.

Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.

You’re a hard person to shop for, so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday.

Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.

Some words of wisdom for your birthday, “Smile while you still have teeth!”

Happy birthday you old fart.

You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.

On your birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!

You realize you are getting older when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.

In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!

People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy.

What a great presence! What a remarkable intelligence! What charm, and what beautiful eyes! But I have talked enough about me. Happy Birthday!

You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!

For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?

I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true”, but I am afraid that if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.
Like the good wine, you get better with the years.

I have been looking everywhere for a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a good thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday”!
Celebrate, or simply take the time to yourself. It is your day, make the most of it in anyway you like. Happy Birthday!

May today be the happiest day of your life, and may tomorrow be even happier than today!

Enjoy every moment, smile, be happy and remember one thing: today is the most special day of the year, live it to the fullest!

Did you really think that I forgot about a day so special as your birthday? I wholeheartedly send this birthday message and I assure you of my everlasting friendship!

Do you know someone I should send a Happy Birthday message to, an anniversary or anything like that? If you do know of some parties, let me know, because I have not eaten cake lately and my blood sugar level is starting to drop!

I wish you that every year the number of the candles decreases, while the number of the parties, cakes and Happy Birthday wishes grows!

Some people make the world more beautiful just because they are part of it. Happy Birthday!

You are such a heart-warming, polite, honest, witty and unique person in this world. Receive my best wishes on your birthday and these little white lies.

This message does not contain fat, cholesterol or additives. It is entirely natural, but it contains much more sugar. However, it could never be nearly as sweet as the person who reads it. Smile and Happy Birthday!


Special people are rare … I am so lucky I met you! Happy Birthday from the bottom of my heart!

May you have a healthy year, and because you do not have heat in your house, I wish you a warm Happy Birthday!

Have a fabulous day today, and remember: you cannot have sex just yet; you will need the energy to blow off your candles.

I got you a male stripper, but he can’t come over because he just won’t leave my house.

You are how old? No, that doesn’t seem right…aren’t you older!

I picked out your coffin on the way here.

Isn’t it time you bought the depends now!

You look good for your age….how much did you pay Satan!

Happy Special birthday. I guess now we don’t look like twins anymore. I look better!

God you are old. Oh well, Happy Birthday

Birthdays are a time of family and friends. Maybe you’ll get some next year.

I wanted to invite your friends this year, but than I realized they are all mine. Happy B-day anyway.

Wishing you a special day from your family. We will buy you something next year.

We wanted to buy you something this year, but our budget wouldn’t allow it. So this card will have to do.

Turn the card over and you will find your gift…..sucker!

I looked all over for some classy messages, but sadly I turned up with nothing. I guess they know you too well.

Happy birthday from friends and family. What? You were expecting something else!

Your how old? Na, that can’t be right. You look too good!
I hate to tell you this, but your wheelchair will be arrived tomorrow. Happy b-day from your friends and family.

I got you the ultimate gift…, unfortunately fell down the hole down with it.

Your relatives are all here to wish you a great celebration. I ordered them from Japan, but they are still here.

You by passed by birthday last year, so my present to you is the same in return.

I was going to get you a good-looking guy fro your birthday, but unfortunately your neighbor won’t leave his wife.

Best wishes on your day, better you than me.

How about I just give you cash and we call it even?

I just rewrapped the gift you got me last year…I hope you don’t mind.

What do you get the one person who has everything? How about a personality?!

I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that you look good for your age. That’s what your relatives are for.
I know you want to turn back the clock. But with the amount of years on you I feel that is not a possibility.

Your age should be in the Book od Records. And you thought you wouldn’t amount to anything.

This is a time of sentiment and emotion. Screw that! Let’s party boy!

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50 Funny Birthday Wishes was last modified: June 16th, 2016 by Shakira